Master Bath "She built it"

Now we have the meeting of the Ocean and the River. Right here in the Master Bath. And "THEY" said I couldn't do it!! "Impossible" "Won't Work" " Well thanks to my handy Router and Robert the tile guy and Travis and Jolly Green " WE did IT"

And for once I say thanks to the plumber for putting the drain in the wrong place and forcing us to have to redesign the shower floor so we could get the slope correct. Now we have two waves coming from the ocean side and meeting the dark brown river side.